thats-slightly-raven:

spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

I swear to god.

shercockandmycrotch:

fiftyonefiftied:

Wanna hear a joke? 

What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg?

Nothing, because they’ve never met. 

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

howull:

if u impersonate me in my ask box i’ll rate ur blog!!

devilsfruitsalad:

lovelydestiel:

theinkofthescholar:

gothum:

a-form-of-sentimentality:

ikolism:

ikolism:

im quitting school and becoming a superhero

who’s with me

please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes

i’ll be the bad guy

i’ll be your girlfriend

I’ll be the butler

I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.

I’ll be the bad guys assistant

turningsouls:

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

This is me right now